Im going to revive this blog..... Back from Basic Survival Course
So, long time no blog
Now, IM GOING TO REVIVE THIS BLOG !
Here I goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
okay thats too long so here i go..... NAHS too short HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ok so Im back from the course to PULAU UBIN...... First thoughts... Eeeyer suckish place..... Walao, got girls anot? No MANNISH ONES! Hmmmm.... Sure alot mosquitoes....
Wow i reached pulau ubin... ( first step into the forest ) Hey come here, ( walks over...) Taste this, it has nutritional value! Everyone take ABIT and taste it! It has nutritional VALUES!. ( Gullibly tasting ) HOLY FFFFFFFF ( cant scold the FUCK word ) Deyem! its bitter! ARGGGGGHHHHH U TRICKED ME !!! U TRICKED ME ( everyone follows)
Then we went to do some things like knowing how to see if a plant is edible or not. Recognising vegestable!
Here comes the exciting part.... ( Frogs/Quillslaughtering...)
Instructor= Sir
Sir: (Grabs a frog from the cage) Now guys, here what im holding is a frog... Its alive now, say HI!
Us: Hi Froggey, Wow its a frog! Hiiiii
Sir: Talks bla bla bla Grab its hind legs then put ur thumb in between to secure it. Say your last words ( looks at the frog ) BAM BAM BAM .
Us: (Me) HOLY MOTHER SHIT! (Rest) Wat the !!!! HOLY SIA THATS DISGUSTING! WALANEH SO CRUEL
The Frog: ( Tongue Sticked Out, Looks just like a pink jelly....)
Sir: So u will need a knife, k slit its back then tear the skin from its hind leg, k the other one...
Us: EEEEEWWWWW, he bears to do it! HOW THE FUCK DOES HE ENDURE THE SLIMY FUCK?
Sir: K now all legs are plucked, ( pulls the skin to the head , covering the head of the frog,) now grab tightly and TWIST!
Frog: (Neck Crackles)
Us: Did u hear that crack? Jesus Christ! Im a christian i dont kill....
Sir: Who cares la just do it! haven finish yet. k then pluck out the head
Frog: intestines flow.......
Us: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Other part are all common stuffs. so I REVIVED MY BLOG!
5:13 AM
Monday, March 22, 2010
&& i think of u every night~
Do not believe the current Msn Rumour
Hohoho, im back again, This time dudes and babes even if u arent one also nvm. There is a rumour that said MSN going to charge money rite???????? No, its just a rumour and they said suggested nia. So, pls dun spread the mail if you got it. cuz its fake. How many times the rumour are real??? u tell me lah. WTH!!!! So just delete the mail or dun care about it
4:23 PM
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
&& i think of u every night~
Hello. Syafiqah here. I'm here to spam. Haha (:
Helping Wei Tek update his blog in school.
But don't worry Wei Tek, I don't know your password. hoho.
Then so sad, I can't spam your blog that often. loll.
Eh, wait.
~
OMG, he just told me his password. muhahaha.
Now I can spam his blog more. hehe.
Kay, I should stop here before I start crapping even more. :D
P/S: Wei Tek! You should thank me for updating your blog eh! (: lol
4:23 PM
Sunday, February 22, 2009
&& i think of u every night~
YO all Im back with a new romantic blogskin
okok
i noe noe.....
i realli sorry arh....
but i really didnt have the time to do my blog last time it was so fucked up.
sorry for the badwords....
Ok but now im back^^
U know wat???
Im back on the day where all of u have to take common test tomorrow if u are in jurong sec
Anyways pls relink^^
5:48 AM
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
&& i think of u every night~
To my love and everyone
I suceeded in asking for her approval and i feel so happy now i feel that we are going to last forever......
9:00 AM
Monday, September 22, 2008
&& i think of u every night~
you are my life darling
i wish everyday and night though not every second but as i sat as i ran as i see i thought of you why o why u kip intruding my mind ? but o thank you god for letting her intrude my mind.....
i just cant study cuz of her i cant play basketball well becuz of her this is her power but i thank god for it......
8:26 AM
&& i think of u every night~
fake post
the lsat post was due to kip ur coming to my blog hahahhahahahahahahhahaa its fake ok
8:23 AM
&& i think of u every night~
