Im going to revive this blog..... Back from Basic Survival Course
So, long time no blog
Now, IM GOING TO REVIVE THIS BLOG !
Here I goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
okay thats too long so here i go..... NAHS too short HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ok so Im back from the course to PULAU UBIN...... First thoughts... Eeeyer suckish place..... Walao, got girls anot? No MANNISH ONES! Hmmmm.... Sure alot mosquitoes....
Wow i reached pulau ubin... ( first step into the forest ) Hey come here, ( walks over...) Taste this, it has nutritional value! Everyone take ABIT and taste it! It has nutritional VALUES!. ( Gullibly tasting ) HOLY FFFFFFFF ( cant scold the FUCK word ) Deyem! its bitter! ARGGGGGHHHHH U TRICKED ME !!! U TRICKED ME ( everyone follows)
Then we went to do some things like knowing how to see if a plant is edible or not. Recognising vegestable!
Here comes the exciting part.... ( Frogs/Quillslaughtering...)
Instructor= Sir
Sir: (Grabs a frog from the cage) Now guys, here what im holding is a frog... Its alive now, say HI!
Us: Hi Froggey, Wow its a frog! Hiiiii
Sir: Talks bla bla bla Grab its hind legs then put ur thumb in between to secure it. Say your last words ( looks at the frog ) BAM BAM BAM .
Us: (Me) HOLY MOTHER SHIT! (Rest) Wat the !!!! HOLY SIA THATS DISGUSTING! WALANEH SO CRUEL
The Frog: ( Tongue Sticked Out, Looks just like a pink jelly....)
Sir: So u will need a knife, k slit its back then tear the skin from its hind leg, k the other one...
Us: EEEEEWWWWW, he bears to do it! HOW THE FUCK DOES HE ENDURE THE SLIMY FUCK?
Sir: K now all legs are plucked, ( pulls the skin to the head , covering the head of the frog,) now grab tightly and TWIST!
Frog: (Neck Crackles)
Us: Did u hear that crack? Jesus Christ! Im a christian i dont kill....
Sir: Who cares la just do it! haven finish yet. k then pluck out the head
Frog: intestines flow.......
Us: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Other part are all common stuffs. so I REVIVED MY BLOG!
5:13 AM
Monday, March 22, 2010
&& i think of u every night~
